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Tweak says, "I have a rash! "

turtle wexler. (enamoured) wrote,
@ 2009-05-26 12:20:00

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Give me one of my characters and one of yours and I'll tell you how they end up together and what their first-born is like, I might even give you a PB.

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	jasonbateman 2009-05-26 12:55 pm UTC (link)
	Lmao oh God, these are always hilarious. D: UM! Lily and Seph annnnnd...Ruby and Jon. (Reply to this) (Thread)

enamoured
2009-05-28 09:23 pm UTC (link)

One day, after months of hanging out, Lily sits Seph down and is like, "Do you like me?" and he just goes, "Uh uh uh uh," and she takes that as a yes and kisses him, and whenever they're done he's like, "YES! YES, I DO!" Their firstborn is a girl, and she's more like her dad than her mom, but she is prone to being crazy stubborn, and she looks like Summer Glau.

Ruby and Jon get together after Jon's first book gets published and he jokes that if the movie gets made, Ruby should be Lena, but only if she dyes her hair. Ruby makes a face at him, and then he says quietly, "Or maybe you could keep the red and wear a wig," and then she's all, :D Their firstborn is a hyper, sweet little boy who has Ruby's hair and whenever he grows up, he ends up looking something like Sean Faris, only with red hair.

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	marlasinger 2009-05-26 02:21 pm UTC (link)
	Skylar and Oliver. ... Jaiden and Savannah (for the lulz). (Reply to this) (Thread)

enamoured
2009-05-28 09:30 pm UTC (link)

HMM. Well, since Oliver is kind of horrible with making first moves (unless it's do or die), Skylar would probably have to do it first. And they'd probably be skirting around the issue and then one day she'd just be like, "You're sweet, maybe we should...?" and then he'd only fill in the blank after being hit by a clue by four a couple times. Their firstborn kid would be a boy, and he'd be a nice mix of his parents (personable like Skylar, and a little bit loopy like Oliver), and he'd look like Shia.

LMAO, uh, Savannah and Jaiden would only probably get together after too many drinks. Or, like, at their ten year reunion, if Jaiden shows up and Savannah just braces herself for whatever he says, and Jaiden's like, "So, yeah, remember how I used to say you were a dude all the time?", and she's just like, >:| and he's all, "God, it was a joke, damn woman." They'd also end up with a boy who'd have killer cheekbones and would be a crabby overachiever, and... I have no idea who he'd look like.

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	gooberballs 2009-05-26 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Eden and Chase, Dorian and Deja. (Reply to this) (Thread)

enamoured
2009-05-28 09:40 pm UTC (link)

Eden and Chase would get together when, after a few years of dating around, Chase would come to the conclusion that she's probably the only woman short of his mom and sisters who would be able to put up with him, and who genuinely likes him just the way he is (although he could always stand for a few minor improvements, natch). So they have dinner or something someplace and then one thing leads to another and Chase gives her a speech about her being his best friend and wanting to spend the rest of his life with her, and Eden's just like, "...you're not kidding, really?" And once he stops moping at that first rejection, they finally have a love connection. They have a girl, and she's a total daddy's girl but also kind of a tomboy, and she looks like Leighton when her hair's lighter brown.

Dorian and Deja end up flirting all the time, and then one day they end up back at his apartment and they're talking about... something, and then she mentions that people think they're May/December-ing, and she's all, "And how do you feel about that, mmm?" and he's like, "Well, it's not entirely out of the question," and smiles, and then fade to black (with fireworks, like out of an old movie, ahaha). They also have a girl, and she inherits both of her parents' sense of style and looks like Jessica Lucas when she grows up.

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	gooberballs 2009-05-31 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Lmao I can see both of those pbs, you win. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	clearwater 2009-05-26 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Lmao Dorian and Schuyler. (Reply to this) (Thread)

enamoured
2009-05-28 09:46 pm UTC (link)

If Schuyler dumps/divorces/breaks up with Adrian, she hangs out with Dorian for a while, even though he bitches about her clothes. After a while, they start to kind of like each other and she stays over for a night and wakes up and finds him sitting in the living room one night in ratty pajama bottoms and a t-shirt and she's all, "AHA!" and he looks at her like she's just walked in on him clubbing baby seals or something, and she just ignores the death look he's giving her and sits next to him on the couch and is like, "You look better when you're not all decked out." They have a girl, and to Dorian's disappointment, she takes more after her mother in personality (and fashion skillz), and she ends up looking like Katie Cassidy.

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